Besides the title of that event being ridiculously long and wordy, and I’m sure everyone refers to it as FECLAAD because it’S much easier to say, and also it sounds like the name of a poor boy servant in a Disney movie who turns out to be a hero and super handsome when he’s allowed to wear a suit, the OTHER first thing I thought when I saw this photo and it’s caption was
“THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I IMAGINE LISA RINNA TO LOOK LIKE AT ALL TIMES. THIS ENTIRE OUTFIT IS THE EXACT EMBODIMENT OF LISA RINNA.”
Just walkin round, bein sass, showin people up, throwin drinks in people’s faces, discovering she has an evil half-sister who is bent on world domination and also she slept with her boyfriend HOW COULD YOU LILY, HOW COULD YOU BE SO EVIL.
You know, being Lisa Rinna.
BUT THEN after a very brief google search I found this photo from an event that was only a couple of weeks ago (and let’s be honest she may be the worlds best soap actress, but she’s not getting THAT many event invitations these days) and this is what she looked like:
Is that not like almost exactly the same??? And then I realised that I was actually right. This is what Lisa Rinna looks like. If you were to take off every outfit she has ever worn, this is what she would look like. This black jumpsuit is under everything she’s wearing. This is what she looks like in the shower. Nude photos suddenly appear of Lisa Rinna? This is what they look like. This is her SKIN.
PRESENTING: LISA RINNA, IN HER NATURAL STATE.
PS. I like the first jumpsuit because it fits her body better, but I like the second one also because I hate one-shouldered things, and thats a much better neckline. So it’s a tie for me.
PPS. Isn’t Rinna like a really weird word? Rinna.. Rinna.. Rinna…